MY NEW MANTRAS FOR LIFE

Main aaj se ye pran leta hoon ki main in 12 mool sidhanto ko apne jiwan mein utarne ki koshish karoonga. Aur agar upar waale ki iccha hui ko isme kamyab bhi rahoonga.

I have only one fear that this may too will be forgotten like all others principle. But what are humans for, They will try till hey forget..................................

MOOL MANTRAS

1..Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too.

2..Stomachs are not meant to be flat, I don’t care what anyone says.

3..Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading.

4..Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5..Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

6..Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

7..Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

8..A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

9.. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

10.. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

11.. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

12..See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Finally.......

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself…